Cartoon Contest # 7
“Don’t give me the cold shoulder”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to
cartoon contest number 8. The caption winner is:
“Don’t give me the cold shoulder”
by three people!

• Gina Montesano, ON, Canada;
   
• Houston Graham, Tujunga, CA;
   
• Ryan Mills, Drexel Hill, PA

Honorable Mentions:

• “I sure hope you don’t kiss your mother with that
  mouth” Scott Andrews, Winnipeg, Canada
  “You said it was a treasure chest!” Brad Glover,
  Ontario, Canada
   
• “There’s something fishy about your running away!”
  Julian Myers, Marina Del Rey, CA
   
• “I better not catch you near that floozy on his
  FOREARM” Geoff Williams, Coon Rapids, MN

Cartoon Contest # 6
“Her name was Sunshine. I met her at the beach. It was a crazy day of frolicking in the sand together. When I woke up, she was gone. All I had left was a burning memory.”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number six. The caption winner is: Ashley Spicer from Virginia.

Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Aha! Don’t try to hide it. You’ve been going out with Happyface!” Rocky Brooks, Victoria, B.C.
   
• “I told you not to let the Dalai Lama put your sunscreen on!” T.W. McNemar, Stonewood, WV
   
• “Did I forget to say BULLSEYE?” Ronald Riedel, Surrey, B.C.
  

Cartoon Contest #5
"You seem really sweet, but I only kiss frogs."”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number five. The caption winner is: Bethany Fulton from Athens, OH

Honorable mentions go to:

• “I said I wanted fish and chips! Not fishy lips!”
  Kevin Murphy from Lima, OH
  
  
• -“Thank you, now could I trouble you for a glass of ice water?” John Johnson from Parrish, FL
  
  
• “Impressions? Well, I only do two, really…Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler.” Gabriel Gentile from Las Vegas, NV

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number four. The caption winner is: Scott Andrews, Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada

Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Oh, no! Has Stampy been let loose from the animal sanctuary again?” Sam Edis, Nottingham, England
  
  
• “110 years old, and I still get carded. Hey lady, could you buy me a cold one?” Frank Sopovitz, NY, NY
  
  
• “Snack?... I’ll take the whole shack!” Scott Sorensen LA, CA
  
  
• “Pssst, hey lady! Buy some beer nuts for me and you can keep the change.” Marty Dupris, Pickering, Ontario Canada

A special thanks to the myriad of entries from countries far and wide including Israel, New Zealand, Australia, United Kingdom, Canada and Finland!

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number three. The caption winner is: Billy Weathersby of Camilla, Georgia. “You go, Billy!”

Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Hey Mary! I need a price check! Bart Simpson wants to buy a dress!” Lisette Gonzalez, Fairfield, CA
  
  
• “Hey Joe, do they REALLY issue credit cards to blondes?”
  Ed Goss, Glendale, CA
  
  
• “I just unloaded your grandmother’s dress.”
  Dennis Laughlin, Brantford, Ontario

Cartoon Contest #2:
“Oh my God! Which one of you microwaved Barney!!!???”

Dear Fans… Thanks for the great response to cartoon contest number two. The caption winner is: Lynn Armstrong, Ingleside, Ontario. “You go, Lynn! Honorable Mentions go to:

• “Everyone stay back! Anna Nicole’s fat is looking for a new host body!” Jason Younger
  
  
• “Oh no! Aunt Mary’s homemade implants exploded again.” Susan Spector from Bayville, NJ
  
  
• “Oh, no! Our house must be on the fault line for the LaBarney Tar Pits!” Diana Star Helmer from Marshalltown, IA